AWESOME AF
A LITANY OF MY FAVORITE TEXTS THAT MENTION THE WORD “AWESOME” [BOTH SENT AND RECEIVED]
You look awesome but I need money to buy guns
This would be an awesome prank to pull on olive
God that must have been an AWESOME day on the radio
Crazy awesome vibe at the ferry stop rn
I’m so awesome
Just got this awesome Molly
Our god is an awesome god
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom power and love
Our god is an awesome god
Something so awesome happened at the clout bomb bowling tournament
You need to tell Claire how awesome it is
It was actually awesome I heard her come home at 2 am and rip open a bag so I texted her “what food” and she goes “I’m opening yoga mats”
And while I don’t think we should aim to lose, I think it would be awesome if we did!
She’s awesome AF
The blue hallway is awesome
Awesome training for if I ever get thrown off a hella high cliff or ledge one day
I saw a girl in an awesome outfit and was like WOWWW then I was like that looks like claire then it was claire
Awesome new label at the laundromat
also these awesome talented men are fighting for my attention
No because [redacted] is awesome and not a DOG
Mimi and my mom are fighting for the most awesome reason
Reading an awesome essay ab the godfather rn
My. Awesome. Rain hat.
Awesome autocorrect
Im so happy Mikey won but it would have been so awesome if Karla won lol
They’re digging an awesome hole outside tamagotchi. I mean takahatchi
Awesome use of 8 bucks
Im about to join equinox. They called me with an awesome offer
I am so awesome ✌️
She’s obsessed with you and says she can tell you’re awesome but descering(spelling?)
You should be a clown with really awesome face paint
“Mentally too young for you” is awesome
Like awesome today I woke up late ate a chicken tender out of the fridge made a coffee learned about cholesterol and now I’m at the gym!
It’s not easy having an awesome personality and giant knockers but someone has to do it
I am distracted by the awesome stickers I just bought
January 17, 2025 was an awesome day. We loved it! More on that later.
Hooves are out of my awesome new boots
Ugh sorry I was having a crazed day writing about Parkinson’s disease psychosis and delusions (awesome)
Are we gonna give it up for my awesome new hat??
just calling to say hey and thank u for inviting me and awesome to see you and happy birthday party
Lowkey awesome sperries
I am prepared
I am qualified
I am awesome
I am charming
I am articulate
Until then I will continue with my duty (being awesome to everyone)
Scraped my knee as I was trying to talk about how awesome hot yoga was
Hunter Biden would be so awesome though
That’s such an awesome question that I’m gonna say yes
To have an awesome, well designed, interesting, unique resume and cover letter is like submitting a sports illustrated swimsuit shoot for sorority recruitment when everyone else is taking selfies in shitty lighting
Sugar daddy uncle having an awesome crazy episode rn
One awesome day to work for Lilly was when Elon Musk let people buy twitter verifications
Just ate wonton soup I feel awesome
Last nights salad was awesome as fuck too
She’s so awesome and crazy (non derogatory)
Just seems so awesome to not have to do Red eye flight and wake up at the chateau but I think I’ll just stick to the plan but I have stipulations
Predicting the next really awesome day on Twitter to be the day Mitch McConnell dies
Muppets movie was awesome
Liza Minnelli guest stars and it’s awesome
Wanna come to the beach this summer and make our own binder for the Amish girls on rumspringa? It’s so awesome they come to the beach in bonnets
“Hostile-vulnerable” is awesome
His haircut rn is sooooo ugly it’s awesome
But I’m gonna text him something awesome and crazy if the Yankees win 💕
Probably Peter Dinklage but I guess I can explain why bc he is hot and has n awesome vibe
So im gonna wear awesome outfits to the casino
“Evil pony” is awesome
The chain smokers were awesome
Like awesome that was fun gonna think about that until I DIE I GUESS
I need every detail of clandestino that’s so awesome
Burbank is awesome
No he has an awesome new GF who looks like Betty boop
Work crush just brought up something awesome. 9x9x9 challenge. 9 innings at a baseball game 9 beers 9 hotdogs
Owen didn’t believe me that those were the lyrics so I had to show him. I love that lyric so much. Pets, family.. like are you kidding me? 😂😂 So awesome. What if I always texted like this?
Phones are awesome
Awesome! Thanks, Matt. Hope things in Chile are going ok
Awesome you can grieve together
SUPPLY CHAIN CLUB WAS AWESOME!
Our pledge class this year the girls r gonna be really really awesome and I think a little bit less of the super out of state super chill vibe we’ve had in years past
So awesome. Barb is so pretty and you don't look like a man
Is there someplace in the world that you could stand and the sun would just move across the horizon for a sunset? Like in greenland or some shit? That would be awesome
Are we not going to acknowledge my really awesome position in life rn
Ok awesome. Once meg and I are done doing dishes and listening to pantera I'll call you
How is everything going? Grades awesome? Breaking hearts???
and ‘when you are engulfed in flames,’ which is awesome, but barnwell took my copy
I also really liked, "I've done crystal meth once. It was awesome.”