MAGIC FOREVER

A LITANY OF MY FAVORITE TEXTS ABOUT MAGIC [BOTH SENT AND RECEIVED]

I want it to be magic forever


Adrien Brody loves magic 


Did y’all have a magical jewish Christmas? 


Forgot how many episodes involve boats, gob doing magic, seals randomly, 


Intermission! Snow scene was magical 


I don’t have the magic touch 


It can be magical or it can smell like feet


I just left the New York mag office party there was an amazing magician! 


Just in case you’re not feeling magical. 


Oh you’re four? Isn’t that a little old to believe in magic? Grow up. 


On the block I’m magical 


I just wandered into the most magical thing 


yo gabba gabba is a kids’ television show that features the magic words “yo gabba gabba!” and five monsters named muno, broobee, foofa, toodee, and plex 


I still have all the magic treehouse books. Best ever. 


Okay not to detract from this magical career but is your co-star single


Also. This is incredibly niche and very specific. But in Addison Rae’s pop summer smash hit “Diet Pepsi” circa minute mark 2:12 when the song seems like it’s ending but plunges back into one final, magical chorus…..that’s exactly how it feels to call it a night, start walking home with you, then get a nightcap at Lucien instead.


There was a magician too. 


Oh vinny’s the magician we used to hire. 


What was that vintage jean place you were telling me about that’s so magical? 


Doing ketamine with roommates and watching alien movies…magic


I was swept away by the magic 


Chateau magic 


Let’s go to the magic castle 


Whoever is kissing the cute boy outside rn I hope you had a magical date


It’s just where the magic happens. 


Claire called you magical. 


It is but I want more. Might turn on bill nye or maybe magic school bus. 


I like using group chats like a magic 8 ball 


It was magical but holy moly so hard to reverse. 


Hahahahahahahhaha Magic Johnson. 


I either need a boyfriend, door dash, or magic. 


Hard work and a little leap day magic never fails 


Is the “magic” meth head Elmo? 


We’re too far to change that aspect of creative. We are making a film. Movie magic. What solutions does Julian have?


magic wants you to verify whether or not a 10 foot christmas tree in new york costs as much as $1k


the bunnies are out and about. magic is in LA, i think chris is on tour. Idk where grant is. 


Disney has been awesome, we’re at universal right now eating at the leaky cauldron in diagon alley. Currently wearing a hufflepuff robe with my wand. Sending you magical vibes 


Also Amrit played the magician Lykke li remix just now


Either that or my lamp has magic powers. 


but the overwhelming stench of defeat when you realize that matching XXS blue velour bottom isn’t going to magically appear  [AUTHOR’S NOTE: my boy best friend from high school sent me this from a Frankie’s sample sale] 


this is a magic pig

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( ・🐽・)つ━☆・*。 

⊂  ノ    ・゜+. 

しーJ   °。+ *

send this to 10 friends and you will ace your finals. if you don’t you’re screwed


I told a 10 minute story about a solo trip to Albuquerque where I saw a street magician disappear 


Just got engaged in the most magical place!!


I am puff the magic dragon 


Is defending the city of Gotham—sans magical powers—NOT the most heroic thing you can do? Just a man willing to risk it all, no fame, no glory. What’s more heroic than that?


Everyone in creative writing class please stop writing about magical creatures challenge! New challenge sweeping the nation. 


That looks magical, Ali. 


Oh magical mister mistofoles? 


don’t wanna steal Sofia’s magic vegetable dragon eggs


Website: magic to do - pippin (new broadway cast recording) (YouTube.com) 


I was the first case of cataracts the doctors have ever seen magically disappear


the last sentence just said out loud “im working with this character, she’s an elf queen, and she’s got all this bardic magic,”


my team was called “The Magic Johnsons” in case you were curious


There was magic in that juice!!!!!


Evil magic. From satan. 


It’s all cons except I heard you get to meet Magic Johnson 


Anyone have a magic eraser? 


PS I dreamed about our magical kiss 

this is a magic penis 

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          (¸.·´ (¸.·)

send this to 10 friends, 

and you will ace your finals


Hello jack it’s nice to see you last night was just a shade under magical. 

^^did you send this to yourself?

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